The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS AHAAA. OH MY GOD. Reblogging purely for the gifs. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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I should’ve shut my mouth, things headed south, as the words slipped off my...– Bon Jovi - Misunderstood (via thexuworld)
When rockstars date average or even unattractive...
hell0nhighheels: Hey maybe I do have a chance! Pick me next!
billbeckett-vs-theworld: I don’t know why I have followers. I’m not funny and I have a weird obsession with band members.