May 2012
“Give me therapy
I’m a walking travesty
But I’m smiling at...”
– Therapy - All Time Low
“You’re better off empty and blank, than left with a single pathetic trace of...”
– Laid to rest (via 4x4driver)
there is a wasp outside of the screen porch and... →
wowfunniestposts:
hey
hey kid
you think you’re fucking safe in there
ain’t nobody safe when a wasp wants fuck shit up
ain’t
nobody
what a funny blog
EXACTLY
this just hasn’t been a good week.
I can tell that for as long as I live in this house I’m going to get an endless supply of my mom yelling “CALL PANERA! DO YOU WANT TO WORK? FUCKING CALL PANERA!” because I swear she’s said that same exact thing to me every single day for the last month. and I’ve called Panera every single time and tried to get hours and yet it’s still not good enough for her....
ACE YOUNG JUST PROPOSED TO DIANA DEGARMO! This is...
