Give me therapy I’m a walking travesty But I’m smiling at...– Therapy - All Time Low
You’re better off empty and blank, than left with a single pathetic trace of...– Laid to rest (via 4x4driver)
there is a wasp outside of the screen porch and... →
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this just hasn’t been a good week.
I can tell that for as long as I live in this house I’m going to get an endless supply of my mom yelling “CALL PANERA! DO YOU WANT TO WORK? FUCKING CALL PANERA!” because I swear she’s said that same exact thing to me every single day for the last month. and I’ve called Panera every single time and tried to get hours and yet it’s still not good enough for her....
ACE YOUNG JUST PROPOSED TO DIANA DEGARMO! This is...